Here is some monday morning (non)sense for you.
Cow abduction is a serious problem, according to cowabduction.com, a well-documented website on this problem. A lot of cows have been abducted, mainly in California, but there are also signs of abductions in Europe and Russia.
The farmers, whose cows have been abducted, are not taken seriously by their neighbours.
haha. Maybe there is some organised crime syndicate that abduct cows.
one word; chupacabra.
A serious threat for cowkind. Cows of the world: UNITE!